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Gobby [gob-eez]:
Noun.
1. A Pit Viper with a pink on blue splattered frame, white accents, and a pink mirror lens.
Usage examples:
“My girlfriend gave me some Gobbies for Christmas! How thoughtful!”
“Man, whoever invented Gobbies is a genius!”
“Hey, mate, did you see Pit Viper is selling Gobbies now?”
*spit take* “What the f-“
Gobbies! Fun for the whole family.
STATS
- UV Protection: 100%
- Light Transmission: 11.5%
- Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic
- Look Thru Color: Blue
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
- 1 Pair of Pit Vipers
- 1 Pair of Reach-around™ Earpieces
- 1 Limpcloth™
PIT VIPER FACTS
- Gnar Points: 69
- Nutrition: 0
- Float Resistant: True
- Year Established1993
- Edible: Probably Not